Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy — We Respect Data, Not Dumb Walk-Ins

We collect your info to deliver shirts, process payments, and support you.
If you’re here just to read our privacy boilerplate—cool, but don’t expect chitchat.

• 🔐 What We Collect: Name, email, shipping address, purchase details—stuff you give us to do the job.
• 💳 Payment Info: Handled securely by Stripe/PayPal—**we don’t store your full card data**.
• 📦 Shipping Info: Shared with USPS/UPS/FedEx so your shirt actually gets to you.
• 📧 Marketing: You’ll get emails only if you opt-in.
  If you don’t care—don’t sign up. We don’t beg.
• 👀 Cookies: We use them to keep the site running and track basic site behavior.
  If you block cookies or think it’s invasive—you won’t get the shopping experience.
• 📣 Sharing Data: We don’t sell your data.
  If you need your info erased? We’ll do it—if you’re real—within 30 days.
• 🛡️ Security: We protect your data with industry-grade measures, but no system is perfect.
  Don’t expect gods—expect effort.
• 🔄 Data Retention: We keep your info while you’re a customer.
  Still got account? We still have it. Want it gone? Ask.
• 👥 Third-Party Links: Our site may contain them.
  Your privacy there? Their rules. Not ours.

Questions or privacy requests?
Email [email protected].
Spam or exposes? Read the rules—no drama, no excuses.

We take your data seriously, not your scrolls. Respect it—or go elsewhere.